Meet Hippie Crippler—a bold hybrid cannabis strain with a distinctive, earthy scent that intertwines sweet, skunky, and piney aromas. Its flavor profile is equally complex, delivering a rich blend of sweet berry, earth, and a touch of spice. Loved for its immediate and uplifting cerebral effects, Hippie Crippler sparks creativity and euphoria, making it a favorite for daytime enjoyment. As the initial high mellows, you’ll find yourself in a state of relaxed bliss, easing away stress and minor aches without any heavy sedation.
 
Please note: Hippie Crippler is a high-THC strain and is not recommended for those sensitive to THC. Always consume responsibly—preferably at home—and avoid driving or operating heavy machinery. For a more balanced experience, try pairing it with CBD for the full entourage effect. This strain is known for its impressive terpene profile, testing high in Terpinolene, Ocimene, and Myrcene.
 
Our buds range from medium to small and are slowly cold-cured to preserve their unique qualities. Remember to check your local and state laws before purchasing high-THCa hemp flower and remember, with viewership and purchase, you assume all risks and liabilities associated with consumption, procurement and purchase.
 
Terpenes - 3.949%
 
THCVA - 0.135%
 
D9 - THC - 0.234%
 
THCA - 27.027%
 
CBGA - 0.785%
 
CBCA - 0.092%
 
TOTAL Cannabinoids - 28.275%
 
Disclaimer & Additional Information: 
 
Disclaimer: Age Restriction
You must be 21 years of age or older to purchase this product.
This product contains industrial hemp flower that has been lab-tested and grown in compliance with both state and federal laws. It contains no more than 0.3% Delta-9 THC on a dry weight basis, in accordance with the 2014 Agricultural Act ("Farm Act") and applicable state laws. As such, it is not regulated under the Federal Controlled Substances Act.
 
FDA Statement: This product and its claims have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for safety or efficacy. Always consult your physician before using this product, especially if you are pregnant or breastfeeding.
 
Please note: Although this hemp-derived product complies with the 2018 Farm Bill, it may contain trace amounts of Delta-9 THC. As a result, use of this product may lead to a failed drug test. Purchasers assume all risks and responsibilities associated with its use, purchase, and possession.